As Members of the SLTA, we Pledge to...
Adore all topaz-eyed vampires,
Admire all wonderful werewolves,
Admonish all cliff divers to be safe,
Avoid all red-eyed strangers,
And
Avidly read and reread anything written by Stephenie Meyer!
Furthermore we pledge to...
Be careful around elevators,
Be wary of pushy women in black,
Be kind to the new kid, even if her eyes are strange,
Be grateful for blue-eyed bodyguards,
Be hopeful when all hope seems lost,
And
Be blown away by the (STILL) amazing Stephenie Meyer!